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vandesin:

Nicolas Cage Covers LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It

Saturday Jan 1 @ 03:51am with 16,927 notes

I’ve lost my respect for many things. And that’s a very rare case.

Saturday Jan 1 @ 01:38am with 1 note
365dinodays:

27/366 January 27
Made pretzels con queso today in baking club. Traded a pretzel of mine for an orange bow tie. Man, I love pretzels so much.

365dinodays:

27/366 January 27

Made pretzels con queso today in baking club. Traded a pretzel of mine for an orange bow tie. Man, I love pretzels so much.

Saturday Jan 1 @ 01:32am with 2 notes
dat-sick:

By Yosigo

I appreciate dinosaurs.

dat-sick:

By Yosigo

I appreciate dinosaurs.

Saturday Jan 1 @ 01:25am with 2,339 notes
Saturday Jan 1 @ 01:10am with 627 notes

exploresque:

so, how do ya like my swimming?

this is me

Thursday Jan 1 @ 02:40am with 33 notes
wandiisaurus:

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee. A professor stood before his philosophy class  and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar And proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students, if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’ The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. ‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things - family, children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –  Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car. The sand is everything else —The small stuff. ‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued, there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, You will never have room for the things that are important to you. So… Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play With your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. ‘Take care of the golf balls first — The things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand. One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled ‘I’m glad you asked’. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’

wandiisaurus:

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else —The small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued,
there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So…

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

‘Take care of the golf balls first —
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled
‘I’m glad you asked’.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’

Thursday Jan 1 @ 01:53am with 233 notes

Wednesday Jan 1 @ 02:33am with 296 notes

Tuesday Jan 1 @ 02:33am with 23,917 notes
365dinodays:

23/366 January 23
Just random sketches of random junk like a Golurk, Butterfree, Chinese Dagon, Triceratops, Unicorn, Sharpedo, Flower, Fox, Cat, Godzilla, Fairy, and 2 other thingys.

365dinodays:

23/366 January 23

Just random sketches of random junk like a Golurk, Butterfree, Chinese Dagon, Triceratops, Unicorn, Sharpedo, Flower, Fox, Cat, Godzilla, Fairy, and 2 other thingys.

Tuesday Jan 1 @ 02:21am with 2 notes
superpunch2:

Ow.

cool

superpunch2:

Ow.

cool

Monday Jan 1 @ 01:45am with 12 notes
themegness:

superpunch2:

My love for Starbucks cake pops doubles if I have a chance of finding one with a face.

I’m not sure that I could bring myself to devour the image of Pops from Regular Show …kudos to the bored barristas.


good show jolly good show

themegness:

superpunch2:

My love for Starbucks cake pops doubles if I have a chance of finding one with a face.

I’m not sure that I could bring myself to devour the image of Pops from Regular Show …kudos to the bored barristas.

good show jolly good show

Monday Jan 1 @ 01:43am with 51 notes
superpunch2:

Kai Lim posted several illustrations created for the Star Wars Galaxies card game, including this zombie Stormtrooper.

damn

superpunch2:

Kai Lim posted several illustrations created for the Star Wars Galaxies card game, including this zombie Stormtrooper.

damn

Monday Jan 1 @ 01:42am with 18 notes
psql:

Developing more abstract count down timers.

addicting to watch omg

psql:

Developing more abstract count down timers.

addicting to watch omg

Monday Jan 1 @ 01:41am with 4,315 notes
superpunch2:

Andy’s bedroom wallpaper.

superpunch2:

Andy’s bedroom wallpaper.

Monday Jan 1 @ 01:40am with 20 notes